Here at H.U.S.H. we are sticking to our commitment not to tell you who to be. High school is about figuring out who you are. If you learned exactly how to walk, talk, and what to wear from our website it would sort of defeat the purpose (as well as make you a tool).

But at the same time, this website is about giving you the advice that will make you most successful when it comes to girls. The old phrase, “Just be yourself” is advice your mom would give you. And it might work – if you wanted to date your mom. Creepy. Be who you are, just be careful about it too.

We still have our pillars of how to behave:

• Don’t Worry.
• Don’t Smell.
• Don’t be a Douche.

But you might want to look out for a few more things if you want girls to come to you rather than run away from you.

• Keep your manly readjustments to a minimum – read: STOP scratching your junk so much. I have seen some guys elbow deep into their own shorts in front of a girl. She does not understand the need for re-positioning, or subtle itches, or general comfort this maneuver provide. She will only be repulsed by this.
• Mind your manners – you don’t need to be as polite as when your grandmother is visiting, but try to cut back on all the cursing, stop hocking loogies every 3 feet, and avoid ripping all those farts (silent or not). Being around girls is not the same as being around your buddies.
• Ignore your phone – if you want to make her feel special than show her that when she’s around nothing is more important. Get off of your phone unless it is something super important.

These are just a few basic rules to follow that aren’t about changing who you are. Even if you don’t follow them, there is someone out there that likes your foul-mouthed and fouler-still-junk, impolite self – it might just take a lot of looking before you find her.