10 Dating Tips From Ryan Gosling Memes

Monday, April 16, 2012

At this point the whole array of Ryan Gosling memes are a bit completely played out. His image has been combined with everything from puppies and furniture, to fine details about librarians or even criticism of tropical medicine (whatever the heck that is) just to get a quick laugh from strangers on the internet with overlapping interests. But before you go X-ing out of the next quick-meme RG image inside joke, take a second to think about what you could take away from the interwebs’ obsession with this dude. Here are the top ten things HUSH thinks dudes can learn from the Ryan Gosling Meme Industry:

  1. You’ll never be as attractive as Ryan Gosling.

  2. That’s okay. Since the discovery of RG many women have still decided to start or continue relationships with dudes that are not Ryan Gosling.

  3. Being wildly sensitive AND incredibly masculine at the same time is totally possible.

  4. You may have to look as good as Ryan Gosling to accomplish #3.

  5. Sometimes girls fantasize about someone who understands (or wants to understand) their really geeky obsessions.

  6. Cuddling is still desirable.

  7. Your girlfriend probably doesn’t have a shot with Ryan Gosling.

  8. Aside from someone extremely good looking, sometimes girls are also just looking for someone who is going to be a good boyfriend.

  9. Being seen with a cute animal is definitely helpful.

  10. Addressing you girlfriend with “Hey Girl,” is only appropriate if you follow it with a sentence you know she will wholeheartedly enjoy.

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